OBAMA WINS!!!!!

IT’S OVER—IT’S REALLY OVER!!!!!......the Seeing-Eye Chipmunk strike is over!

Since I know that Obama is a shoe-in to win I figured I’d settle with my Chipmunks-- we all know that with Obama winning--business if ready to boom once again like the last 4 years! My own fair and objective polling of 100% Democrats show Obama winning 67% to 33% so it’s in the bag!

To settle the strike I had to agree to free contraception, spice Lattes on Fridays and 3 weeks paid vacation at Club Hedonism in Jamaica….but it was worth every penny.

So I’m standing outside of my local polling place with my “Super-Obama” suit on.  It’s all pink with white sparkly gloves and a white eye-mask---a big “SO” on my chest…..and of course my baby blue Crocs! The line was sooooo long!!! Before voting I gave a passionate speech about how we Progressives are the Party of peace and tolerance—we love everyone, respect all opinions and won’t resort to insults and name calling……so we must wreak revenge on those racists, homophobic, misogynistic, devil-spawned Republicans!!!!! If it wasn’t for them we could have had TWICE as many people on food stamps! And remember Republitards….after this election you need to learn to C..O..M..P..R..O..M..I..S..E  (and by compromise I mean agreeing to what we want!)

After I voted I entertained the crowd by running up and down the line with my arms out—pretending like I’m flying while I shouted “Ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound, ready to cover up a terrorist attack at a moments notice….it’s Super Obama!” People kept telling me that I reminded them of a Movie Star! They said I was the spitting image of “Warren” in “There’s Something About Mary”.  Never saw the movie but I think he won the Oscar that year.

The Election Officials at the polling place had me move to the street--they said that my Chipmunks were making people nervous. Not sure why…..I had them dress in all black, combat boots, black berets and batons—and line up in front of the building just in case those evil Republicans try to suppress the vote.

Now I’m running up and down the street in the rain in my Super Obama suit and my Panther Chipmunks lined up behind me. I want to thank the people who keep offering me food--but ask a small favor….slow down a little when you drive by because when I try to catch the eggs and tomatoes you so graciously offer…..they splatter all over me!

It’s going to be a great day!!! OBAMA—OBAMA---OBAMA!!!!!!