On my way to the highly publicized and completely objective,
“Mitt Romney, Why Does He Suck…..Suck Bad!”, election extravaganza that I’m
putting on to give you, the undecided Voters—the chance to hear the REAL truth
about how Mitt Romney wants to destroy the World! I refinanced my house to pay
for it and had to promise my first born, give blood and have 4 colonoscopies
before the Bank would agree but I got it done (who said the Banks weren’t making
any loans!)
I’ve been hearing on talk radio about something to do with
Libya but I checked the MSNBC web page on my Obama smartphone and don’t see one
word about it-- so I’m sure it’s just another Right Wing lie…..they’re such
bullshi---rs!!
It’s a chance for you to hear how we the Progressives are
the tolerant ones….. so we have to round up all the Conservative Talk Show
Hosts and slowly roast them with cattle prods! Someone asked me why I didn’t
just turn the dial rather than listen to them…..are you crazy!—it is the duty
of every Progressive to destroy anyone who spouts opinions that don’t agree with
ours---turn the dial—wish it was just that easy!
Wow, it’s really windy today -- the rain is falling
sideways. Can’t wait though, I know it’s going to be a HUGE turnout….hear we
are—the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City!!
…….hey, where the hell is everybody…..and why is the parking
lot flooded!!!???
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