Crowley debate guidelines

Urethra!! I found the CNN guidelines for Candy Crowley in selecting questions for Tuesday night’s Presidential Town Hall Debate.  Good thing they picked a fair and objective Journalist in Crowley……you know, she’s the one who said the Romney-Ryan ticket was a “deathwish” and that Tea Party people are racists?

Here’s the guidelines for Obama questions:

No questions on the economy including but not limited to- unemployment, gas prices, food prices, housing and the like

No questions on debt and deficit – specifically any references to Obama’s promise to cut the deficit in half in his first term

No questions on the stimulus and its utter failure in the billions invested in green energy and promising unemployment will be at 6%

Okay to ask about saving GM but DON’T talk about the 33 billion dollars which will never be paid back and that the car company is still losing money

Ask about the middle class tax cut but don’t mention that middle class income has gone down in the past 4 years and any money from the tax cut have been paid back tenfold with a few trips to the grocery store.

Okay to ask about Obamacare but don’t mention that health insurance rates have gone up when they were promised to go down.

Don’t mention food stamps!!!!

Say the word 47%--- about 500 times during the debate.

Ask the President about the feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj

Remember to mention that Obama personally killed Osama Bin Laden.

MOST OF ALL – DON’T TALK ABOUT THE TERRORIST ATTACK IN LIBYA AND HOW THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION LIED FOR 3 WEEKS IN A COVER UP--- THEN CHANGED THE STORY AND STATED THEY NEVER SAID IT WAS FROM A VIDEO!!!!

Guidelines for Romney:

Don’t let him talk about Libya—state that it’s an ongoing investigation so it would be unfair to speculate.

Make sure every question revolves around the war on women and abortion.

Cut Romney off ---constantly! Don’t let him remind everyone about how bad things are!

AND MAKE SURE TO INSINUATE WITH EVERY QUESTION THAT IF YOU’RE AGAINST OBAMA….THEN YOU MUST BE RACIST!!!!

It’s so great we finally get a fair and balanced debate!