Obama/Crowley vs Romney

Didn’t get a chance to watch the debate last night and we can’t afford a DVR so I had my Wife transcribe the whole thing word for word. I was playing in a Men’s Basketball league—my team is called the “Liberal Loudmouths” and we’re 0-5 but still trying! We all wear blue Crocs and tie-dye tang tops. It was a real close game--we were chanting , “Mitt Romney is a piece of sh--, now lean forward this won’t hurt a bit!” We only lost by a few points but I need to be more consistent with my scoring. I hadn’t scored a single point all season before last night but somehow exploded for 50 points!  Good thing my Cousin Howie was the Referee last night….I actually had 52 free throws but the one real basket I made was for the other team so it took off 2 points.  Howie kept calling the other team for “looks of hatred” and “you hurt my feelings” fouls all night---you get 5 foul shots, the ball and everything the other team has in their wallets. If he Refs the next game I bet I’ll score over 60 point and make a few bucks…..man it’s great to have real honest Referees!

My Wife said that Romney looked like a bumbling fool lying about gas prices going up, rising food prices, rising utility bills, lower incomes and higher health insurance premiums. Where does he get his info for all his lies? Everybody knows that all those things are cheaper now than they were four years ago!!! And thankfully Candy Crowley was able to select objective and fair questions that’s on everyone’s mind 24/7---like how is Romney different from George Bush who has a time machine and caused everything that’s gone wrong since the birth of Christ. I personally remember Obama and the rest of the Democrats standing on the roof tops and screaming in 2001, “No! We can’t loosen housing guidelines so people with sub-prime credit can easily get home loans----it will cause an overheated market which will lead to a massive housing collapse!”

I heard the best part of the debate happened when Candy Crowley backed up Obama saying that the Libya attack was a spontaneous reaction from the video. That’s what fair and objective Moderators do—back up Obama and tell the Republicans they are wrong--- hold on, my Wife is telling me something---Obama said it was an act of terror? When….in the Rose Garden the day after? But I listened to that…he didn’t say it was terrorism---he did? Then why did he say for over 2 weeks that it was from the video---why did Ambassador Rice go on 5 Sunday talk shows and say it was a spontaneous reaction---Clinton did too----so did Jay Carney----it was wrong info from the Intel Community? Then why did they testify in front of Congress last week that they had real time video and knew within 24 hours that is was a planned Terrorist attack without any demonstrations? Obama didn’t know about requests for increased security? He did?—but Joe Biden said he didn’t----Look people, this is getting all confusing! We need to get our lies straight---I-uh-uh- I mean the lies about the truth—uh, no—I mean not-not what really happened but what we say is the truth---no-no—I mean about why Obama lied---NO!—I mean—I mean the truth about why he lied----AWW DAMNITT!!!!!!