Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Boardwalk Raft



Guess it wasn’t good timing to have my Election Extravaganza at the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City the day Hurricane Sandy hits…….damn Mitt Romney and his magical Mormon underwear!
Really in trouble now! Since the Casinos were all closed, I figured the best place to crash would be on the Boardwalk……I woke up this morning and I’m floating out at sea!!!!!!
Get this--I’ve got someone else with me on my boardwalk raft…..and he’s a Romney Supporter!! He’s wearing a fancy suit and has the WORST comb-over I’ve ever seen! When the wind blows right he looks like one of those professional bicycle riders with a giant cone shaped helmet….keeps arguing with me about the economy---saying he’s a billionaire and has a TV show.
Yeah, right! Come talk to me when you own a business like my Seeing-Eye Chipmunk Company…..and no, I’ve never heard of “The Apprentice”---sounds made up to me!
The Liberal here has to be tolerant and not react to his vicious hate speech about personally liking the President but the economy is just not doing well.….if I see a shark I’m going to knock his ass in!!!!

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