Just got off the phone and the government loans were turned down flat. Something about not contributing to a re-election campaign and only an idiot would have seeing eye chipmunks or something like that. I've had 0 customers so far and have had to take a hard look at where this is going.
Came to 2 conclusions:
1.I'm going to double my business hours so instead of being open from 1:00 to 1:15-- I'm staying open until 1:30! The dough will start rolling in!
2. My business not doing well is not my fault! I found out that my neighbor down the street (Mark) owns a seeing eye dog business AND a power washer business! He raises the dogs himself and works about 80 hours a week. He owns to businesses! I know he's rolling in dough because he just bought his wife a 2002 Chevy Cavalier with 200,00 miles and a 32" open box clearence HD TV from Best Buy (selfish bastard!)
I'm going to jump in my Chevy Vault (too far to walk) and have a talk with Mark about "spreading the wealth around" and how "he didn't build that." He's obviously taking business away from me since he's on a road that my tax dollars help build, so I'll just ask him to give me some of his money right up front and we'll call it even.
What's the worst that could happen? Wish me luck!
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