Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Political Halloween Decorations!



Put up my Halloween decorations last night and already had a visit from local Police! I have a mannequin in a blue suit with black/gray hair frying in a makeshift electric chair with the number “47” blazing in red over his head while he screams. I also have a Senior Citizen in a wheelchair being lowered into a pit of lava by a younger Man in corduroys and a work shirt laughing hysterically. I have Obama in a Superman suit on my roof with an Osama Bin Laden mannequin in one hand and in the other is the old guy from the Monopoly game-- hanging them both over the edge. But the best part is a group of Zombies dragging themselves across the lawn---they have limbs missing, faces chewed up and constantly moan—with a sign that says “The future of Medicare if Romney gets elected!!!” and “MSNBC is the LAW!!!!”
The Cop said there’s an ordinance against political displays. POLITICAL!?  I CLEARLY have a sign next to the guy in the electric chair as “Mutt Rimney” and the other one lowering Granny into a pit as “Maul Lyon”.  I don’t see the connection---sorry Officer……this ain’t political—this is REALITY!!!!

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