Debate Prep.

Spent the last few days with the white “love Me” coat on—got to hug myself all weekend!!! The Dr. explained to me that the high altitude of my roof affected my thinking just like the President in Denver..…Al Gore is soooo smart!

Watched, re-watched and triple watched the debate and I agree with Ed Schultz and Chris Matthews-- the only thing Mitt Romney didn’t lie about was his name…..even if that was the REAL Mitt Romney!  I’ve worked day and night and developed a lie detection system that both candidates will wear before the next debate. It’s a lot like a standard lie detector but its wireless and also has 1 other distinct feature…. electrodes are attached to 2 very sensitive parts of the body (below the waist!) that delivers a stimulating SHOCK to their bait and tackle when they lie! I tried to get a Seeing –Eye Chipmunk to volunteer  as a guinea pig but I think when they throw their feces at you that it means “no” in Chipmunk language---not positive but pretty sure .

So I volunteered myself!

Ready---here we go---I love Obama!.....see nothing!

Now for a lie---I love Mitt Romney—OWWW—HOLY SH--!!!!!!....wow, that hurts! Sent my voice up a few octaves! 

It works! Now, all they have to do is wear these at the next debate so Romney can’t lie and our President can tell us how better things are now than 4 years ago—OWWWW! WHAT!? Obama can tell us how he didn’t take 716 billion out of Medicare---AWWWW, THAT HURTS! Romney’s tax cut actually raises taxes on the middle class—OWWW- C’MON!!! STOP IT!!!  Bigger government and higher taxes is the right thing to do—OWWWW!!!!  Things are better—OW – OW!! Romney just wants to give tax breaks to the wealthy---OW- SHIT!!! Fair Share—OW-OW-SHIT!!! Spontaneous Reaction—SHIT—OW-OW!!!! Global Warming---SHIT-SHIT!!! I love Liberalism---SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!!

I guess I’m not going to get shocked if I say that smaller government and more personal freedom actually works…….nothing……..what’s happening to me!!!???