In honor of our President campaigning in 8 states within 48
hours, I’m doing the same in several grocery stores within 48 minutes in the
Myrtle Beach area.
Food Lion – gave speech about how the only thing that’s seen
increases in price is gas and Romney lies. Proceeded to buy my weeks’ worth of
groceries with a $50 bill to prove my point…..was $162 dollars short……bolted
from the store with the food…..tackled by Security in the parking lot……court
date next Monday. Banned from store
Kroger - gave an impassioned
speech about how the President says we
must change our tone…..someone yelled it cost him $75 to fill his car…..called
him a bullshitter, viciously knocked him on his ass and shoved a dunce cap on his head……assault and battery
pre-trial hearing next Tuesday.
Stop&Shop – vandalized several cars with Romney/Ryan
bumper stickers…..was caught on security camera footage….court date next Wednesday.
Banned from store
Ralphs – asked for donations for the Obama Campaign…..WWII
Veteran told me that Obama’s a Socialist and he wouldn’t give me a dime……”helped”
him find his wallet and he graciously donated $100 as I pinned him down…..left
one of my baby blue Crocs at the scene of the crime—uh-I mean, parking lot….if
anyone asks I wasn’t there at 2:45 pm!
Wal-Mart – APPARENTLY the already know me there and security
wouldn’t even let me out of my van. Played demolition derby with a few cars
that had Romney stickers as I left the parking lot. Banned from store and
premises.
I think I’ve spread enough Obama cheer! I do need help
though---I know how I like to say that my hippie van runs on love, peace and
sunshine…..but I do need to get some food and have to drive to North Carolina
since every store around here has me banned---oh, great---the Police just
showed up at my door! Probably want to give me a Good Citizen award….maybe they
can give me a lift!
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